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Top Ten Reasons NOT to Commute by Bike
March 7th, 2006 by j j
| 10 | Your health insurance is a company benefit and your increased health would equate to a loss by using your benefits less. |
| 9 | Its hard to smoke, put on make-up, shave, or talk on a cell phone when you’re cycling. |
| 8 |
You won’t spend as much quality time sitting in your truly enjoyable car. |
| 7 | Your insurance agent is a great guy and you’d hate to stop paying car insurance premiums. |
| 6 | If too many people do it, gas stations and car lots will go out of business, adding to the unemployed. |
| 5 | The many options of what you can do with the money saved on gas, insurance, and maintenance, may cause minor dilemmas. |
| 4 | The natural high and energy rush you’ll feel daily will increase your performance at work, possibly leading to a promotion and better pay, further compounding reason number 5. |
| 3 | You’ll lose weight and new clothes are too darn expensive! |
| 2 | Your fitness level may cause you to outlive your friends and be lonely in your old age. |
| 1 |
Its just too much trouble eating the extra food you need for energy. |
March 7th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
I actually have a few more - but not enough to make another top ten list yet. Let’s hear your best reason NOT to commute by bike!
March 7th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
1. People may call me a Bike Geek…
March 7th, 2006 at 11:29 pm
– you may encounter live human beings and be forced to exchange greetings; something your car protects you from.
March 7th, 2006 at 11:30 pm
The manly smell of the gym is much more appealing for me when I work out - who needs fresh air and sunshine anyway.
March 7th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
I love the panoramic view from my windshield… and staring at the bumper of other cars while listening to the morning zoo crew on the radio really gets me going.
March 7th, 2006 at 11:36 pm
Too much physical activity makes you horny… I hate sex. I’d rather sit on a car seat on the way to work, sit in my desk chair for 8 hours, then sit on the couch till I fall asleep. That’s what I’m talkin about -
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